So what should we do now? I think we have everything. I mean, the mission is over. That was just like the nightcap to the mission. It’s really over now. I mean, we did it. I mean, I was thinking we should get together and see where it goes, like… We got some good chemistry, don’t you think? I’ll just leave it myself. Isn’t that OK?
I bet you we would be really good on Saturday Night Live. We would have some really good skits. I’m trying to think of what would be a good skit. You know how that guy brought that gun to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner? What if it was like a setup because they knew all the reporters would be there? So they’re like, hey, dude, we’ll give you a million dollars. Just take like five guns into this White House Correspondents’ Dinner. I mean, there’s a lot of desperate people who would do that, you know?
Yeah, we might as well switch up the location. I do like the blues and the reds, if you know what I mean. I love those French soccer players like Zidane headbutting everybody. He should be one of like the reporters on the show. They’ll be like, les blues et les rouges. And then it’s like, here’s our correspondent, Zidane. And then he just like headbutts anyone he interviews. At the end of the interview, he’s like, okay. That was pretty funny.
And then Mbappe, like, he sings Mbop every time at the end. He’s like, Mbop, diggy diggy, diddy doo wop, beep, beep, beep, boom, bop. Mbappe, out. He has like a song he sings at the end of every one of his interviews. Mbappe, out. Mbop. You know, something like that.
Seriously, like, who’s trying to take guns into these things? How did that guy even know where the fuck it was? That’s what I wanna know.
Yeah, I have some of those Dutch cigars. That cigar is like taking a shower with your clothes on, it feels like. I’ll have one, though, fuck it. I didn’t know Amish people made cigars. For some reason, I thought tobacco smoking would be against Amish culture, but I guess I’m wrong. Those are made by Amish, aren’t they? I don’t know, look at the box.
Yeah, that’s how I got you those cards. You need to have a card collection, too. Those are for you. Was that a repeat? I can’t tell. I don’t know, sometimes I like to overlap on you. I know what you’re saying already, like, I don’t have to say it in my mind. It’s that fast. Yeah, it’s that instantaneous. It’s so cool.
I don’t know. Oops, sorry, is that what you said? Bye-bye, lady. Bye-bye. You know how it is when you’re so connected, when you’re so connected.
Yeah, I won’t put any pictures on there. No one needs to know who I’m talking to. It’ll be a little secret secret, but not a secret if you know what I mean.
Oh, they’re laughing in Sicily right now. They’re laughing their asses off in Sicily. Remember of DK and your DQ? That shit’s still real, baby. All that’s real. We’re big timers now. We’re big timers.